Girl: "I'd like a soup/sandwich combo."
Guy: "Which soup do you want?"
Girl: "Which soups do you have?"
Guy: "See that big ass board behind me with all of our items? You may want to read it before you waste my time. NEXT!"
Girl: "It's like you're the real Soup Nazi."
Guy: "No. That turd's got nothing on me. Now go to Taco Bell. They like fat chicks there."
- North Suburbs, Restaurant Chain Redacted
-- Submitted by Yikes