Girl: "The mail never comes in the morning anymore."
Guy: "Mail carrier switch?"
Girl: "Yeah. The new guy looks like he sits in the car and watches little girls or something. Very creepy."
Guy: "How do you get that vibe?"
Girl: "He always delivers the mail with his shirt unbuttoned and untucked. Like he was in a rush to get out of the car."
Guy: "Maybe he's from Alaska and 70 degree whether is scorching for him?"
Girl: "Maybe he's jerking off and forgets to tuck his shirt back in?"
- Golf Mill Shopping Mall
-- Submitted by Newman