Guy: "It's just so great to see you again."
Girl: "Yeah. It's been a long time since you've hit on me."
Guy: "We can skip straight to the pre-breakfast part, you know."
Girl: "You mean me waking up in my bed, in my house, by myself?"
Guy: "Before that?"
Girl: "This IS before that."
- Fransesca's, Bryn Mawr
-- Submitted by Leon