Girl #1: "It's too hot."
Girl #2: "You've been saying you want the hot weather for the past 6 months."
Girl #1: "Right. But going from 40 to 80 in 2 days doesn't give my body enough ramp up time. I need my body to collect the rays instead of having nature beat the life out of me with them."
Girl #2: "You need stronger sunblock and less tanning."
-- Submitted by Clyde