Guy #1: "I have to go to physical therapy."
Guy #2: "For how long?"
Guy #1: "I think eight weeks. My hand just won't get better. I guess I have to stop pleasing the women. Right?"
Random Goth Girl: "You're obviously only pleasing yourself. If you were pleasing women, you wouldn't be concerned with your hand."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Stunned