Tuesday, September 09, 2008

That's a lethal combination.

Guy: (on cell) "No, dear. I've got the phone on my shoulder, the papers in my left hand, and I'm trying to open my string cheese with my right hand. I have to hang up because the last thing I want to be known as is the dumbass who got hit by a bus because he couldn't open his food container."

- Michigan and Roosevelt

-- Submitted by Shira

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