Woman #1 (pointing to a sign behind the counter): "What does that mean, erin go bragh?" Woman #2: I'm not sure, but I think it means "Eat at McDonald's."
Girl 1: I don't know what it is. I just don't think guys like me. Girl 2: Sure they do. Why would you say that? Girl 1: Maybe I just have self esteem issues. Girl 2: No you don't. You just have to think better about yourself.
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Nursing Student 1: What is that? Nursing Student 2: Yogurt, you want to try it? Nursing Student 1: No, thanks, but why are you eating it with a fork? Nursing Student 2: It makes it taste better.
Man 1: I can't fucking believe it. Man 2: That's pretty shitty. What are you going to do? Man 1: I don't know. I mean, what would you do if you caught your fiance giving your son a blowjob??
Man: But I love you, you know that. Woman: So you take me to Bennigan's? This is my Valentine's day dinner replacement? Man: You know I don't believe in Valentine's day. Woman: You didn't say that when you asked for your Valentine's day anal sex.
Capri Pants Girl: I can't believe we got all the way down here and I forgot the dry cleaning. Dress Girl: At least we didn't get in the car. Capri Pants Girl: True, and now I can put that blouse in. Dressy Pants Guy: I should put these pants in too. Dress Girl: Not while we're in the elevator!
– Elevator in an apartment building in Lakeview From ipstenu blog
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