My boss?

Suit #1: "He never has to defend himself. I've never seen him do it."

Suit #2: "It's because he never takes accountability. He throws it back at everyone else."

Suit #1: "How has he stayed in this position for so damn long?"

Suit #2: "I don't know. The only thing he hasn't done is start that break room fire, but I have my doubts about that, too."

- Walking down Randolph

-- Submitted by Fran