It's a valid fear

Bulky Guy: "We were talking about people's fears in psych today. It's amazing what some people are afraid of."

Buddy: "Yeah? Like what?"

Bulky Guy: "Some people are afraid of, like, asparagus. How do you fear a vegetable?"

Buddy: "Maybe they were attacked on an asparagus farm as a kid?"

- DePaul Campus

-- Submitted by Farmer Joe