Must be why he's in such a wonderful situation

Homeless Guy: "Change, please. Change."

Passerby: "Here you go." (drops in some coins)

Homeless Guy: "Thank you, sir."

Passerby: "Have a good day, man."

Homeless Guy: "FCK YOU! DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE FCK TO DO!"

- Adams and Wabash

-- Submitted by Kevhead