Guy: "I think I'm going to ask her out again."
Girl: "Your last date was a disaster. Can't you just find someone new?"
Guy: "But then where's the thrill? I've got to make things right. It's my civic duty."
Girl: "Who are you? Superawfuldaterman? Your civic duty is to not be a dumbass."
- UIC
-- Submitted by Renee
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