Guy: "Why would you answer my phone?"
Girl: "Because it could have been important."
Guy: "What if it was my mistress or some girl who I'm just sleeping with?"
Girl: "First, they probably wouldn't talk if another girl answered. Second, you're barely keeping me around. How the hell do you think you could get someone else?"
- Cary
-- Submitted by Far Away
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