Sometimes, you should leave it to the pros.

Handyman: "...it just didn't seem that hard when I saw them do it on TV."

Buddy: "Look, dude. It isn't easy, but you need to know what you're doing. It can get tricky."

Handyman: "I know, but demolishing stuff seemed easy enough. I wasn't going to do everything myself."

Buddy: "So what's the damage?"

Handyman: "Well, I was going to save about $3,000 doing it myself. Because I screwed up the walls and floors so bad, it's going to cost me $5,000 to have it fixed."

Buddy: "Your wife is going to divorce you, you know."

- Red Line

-- Submitted by Jason