Guy: (on cell) "Hey, how's it going?"
Guy: "That would be like killing two birds with one stone."
Guy: "Definitely, two for one."
Guy: "We're going to go to war, man. I'll be on the field of battle with you."
Guy: "We definitely have to go for the kill, strike while the iron is hot!"
Guy: "You know how it goes: no good deed goes unpunished."
Guy: "All right buddy. Take it easy."
Passenger on Train: "I'm sorry. Who the hell were you talking to? The cliche hotline?"
- Metra BNSF Railway Line
-- Submitted by Pete
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