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| Tuesday, August 15, 2006 |
| The future. |
Black Teen: "Word?"
White Teen: "Word."
Black Teen: "Word?"
White Teen: "Word."
Black Teen: "Word."
- Green Line
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Guy: (on cell) "Horseshit. That woman couldn't deliver a joke if she used US Postal."
- Morton Grove
-- Submitted by Queenie |
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| Endagered ashtrays |
Smoker: "I hate smoking in the house. I only smoke inside the house because I have these cool ashtrays that I don't want to take outside."
- Belmont Chipotle
-- Submitted by Josh |
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| They're better than you. |
Guy: "I totally hate people who don't move to the back of the bus when it is obvious that it is crowded. I seriously can't stand it!"
Girl: "I know it drives me nuts too."
Guy: "No, it really drives me crazy. I mean, here's the deal. It's usually some blonde with her ipod or her cell phone that always acts like she has no clue. Everyone will be staring at her, giving her the evil eye and she'll have no clue. Uhm. Hello! How can you NOT see that people are staring?! Guys never have a problem with moving to the back. Just lame blondes."
- 151 Bus
-- Submitted by Dizzy |
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| Monday, August 14, 2006 |
| A job that blows. |
Lady #1: "I keep seeing those summer cash signs everywhere. They any good?"
Lady #2: "I don't know. They seem sketchy. You probably get summer cash for performing some summer oral."
- Millenium Park
-- Submitted by Casey |
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| Swinging good time |
Guy #1: "...and we're heading up to my buddy's cabin. We're going to meet some other couples up there. It'll be a fun weekend."
Guy #2: "Just make sure that when you throw all your keys into the bowl, you don't get picked by a dude."
- Purple Line
-- Submitted by Tam |
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| State of Sheer Stupidity |
Boutique Clerk: "What is your address?"
DC Girl: "[Address], Washington DC, 20001."
Boutique Clerk: "Ok. What state?"
DC Girl: "DC."
Boutique Clerk: "I know. What state?"
- Oak Street Boutique
-- Submitted by D |
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| Friday, August 11, 2006 |
| Must be Gargamel |
Office Guy: "Did you see Sarah today? What's up with that all blue getup?"
Workmate: "I don't know, but it does satisfy my curiosity of seeing what Smurfette would look like 200 lbs heavier."
- Deloitte Building
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| Honesty. The best policy. |
Passerby: "Good morning."
Bum: "Not when you're homeless, asshole."
- Arrigo Park near UIC
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| Blackberries are evil |
Random Guy: "Good thing you're paying attention. You almost got hit by two cars!"
Woman: "I was checking a work email. It's important."
Random Guy: "I hope it was work telling you how to be an invincible, oblivious idiot."
- Lincoln Park
-- Submitted by Pree |
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| Thursday, August 10, 2006 |
| Good luck |
New Grad: "...and finding work has been pretty hard. You'd think I would have found a job by now."
Friend: "Just keep interviewing man. It'll come."
New Grad: "I know. I just wish I could find a job where I get to work two weeks out of a month. That way I'm always refreshed and ready to work."
- Metra
-- Submitted by Ed |
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| Bad approach |
Bum: "Screw this happy world shit. I'm tired of saying please. I just want some god damn money. No please. No thank you. Just give me something and be nice for once in your life."
- Near the Merchandise Mart
-- Submitted by Ross |
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| Startin' 'um young |
5-year-old boy: "... and I can smoke my own ..."
- Millenium Park
-- Submitted by Paul B. |
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| Wednesday, August 09, 2006 |
| Were you looking for a $5 bill? |
Bum: "God bless you today. Hungry but happy. God bless."
(Man drops some change into cup.)
Bum: "YOU SUCK, ASSHOLE!"
- Near Downtown Hooters
-- Submitted by Dapper Dan |
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| Did she get the job? |
Suit: "She was wearing sandals, jeans, and a tank top. Plus she was chewing gum. It was honestly one of the worst interviews I have ever taken part in."
Suit #2: "But she was hot."
Suit: "Soooo hot."
- Hancock Building
-- Submitted by Ryer |
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| Must be a Jehovah's Witness. |
Guy: (on cell) "I treat religion the same way I treat gays: I don't care what you do, just don't try to convert me."
- Evanston
-- Submitted by Carol |
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| Tuesday, August 08, 2006 |
| Or ride a bike. |
Woman: "...the email said that if you only buy small amounts of gas, you'll force gas prices down."
Friend: "Really? I should try that. Fight the gas man."
Stranger: "Are you two for real? That's not how economics works and it's a stupid notion to begin with."
Woman: "Well then how do you suggest we make gas prices go down, smarty?"
Stranger: "How about you stop driving?!"
- State of Illinois Building
-- Submitted by Gasshole |
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| Newsflash: Gas prices are high. |
Dude: "...and I have to ride the train because gas prices are too high."
Guy: "Yeah. You have to sell your first born and an arm and a leg."
Dude: "No way, man. That won't even get you half a tank."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Lady Jay |
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| So....awake? |
Girl: "I'm tired."
Boy: "Oh? You want to go home? I don't care about seeing the movie."
Girl: "No. I'm not tired tired. I'm like tired not tired."
- Bennigan's in the Burbs
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| Monday, August 07, 2006 |
| No. You are. Shut up. |
Idiot: "No, some people just don't get it..."
Smart Friend: "Get what? That you're an idot? Trust me, everyone gets that."
- Riverwalk
-- Submitted by Fech! |
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| This should be an ad slogan |
Businessman: (on cell) "No way, brudda. I'm the best. (pause) How do I know? Because water covers 70% of the earth and I cover the rest. Case closed."
- State Street
-- Submitted by Rock |
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| The beat goes on. |
Mom's Friend: "You treat your mom that way? You're lucky. At my house we beat kids."
Kid: "Uh..."
Mom's Friend: "Oh yeah. We beat kids with belts, with shoes. Hangers"
Kid's Mom: (defensively) "We beat kids at our house, too!"
- Pita Inn, Dempster, in Skokie
-- Submitted by Maureen |
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| Friday, August 04, 2006 |
| How about kerkaflerp? |
Teen: "Do you think if I make up my own word, I can become famous? People would think of me every time they used it!"
Teen #2: "Who the hell do you think of when you use words, idiot?"
- Old Orchard Shopping Center
-- Submitted by XY |
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| It's a football town. |
Woman: (on cell) "Don't worry, honey. He'll talk to you again. Bears season is coming up and that brings all Cubs and Sox fans together. Especially when the big screen is at your house."
- Michigan Ave.
-- Submitted by Terry |
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| Damn! I thought it was Marriage-N-Things. |
Wonderful Wife: "Ugh. Where did my husband go? Oh, THERE you are. My GOD. So you'll follow me around a STORE but not to marriage counseling."
- Linens-N-Things
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| Thursday, August 03, 2006 |
| Gamerz are 1337. That's elite for all you non-dorks. |
Dork: "...I stayed up all night playing online."
Geek: "Cool."
Dork: "I didn't feel like fighting with my clan, so I basically took a walk around the lands and went fishing for a while."
Geek: "Awesome. That's why I love online life. You can just walk and fish and chill without anyone trying to kill you."
- Woodfield Mall
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| Desperation |
Bum #1: "What do I got to do to get some change? What if I put on a show? (starts nodding up and down) Look, everyone! I'm a bobblehead."
- Jeweler's Row
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| U-G-L-Y. She ain't got no alibi. |
Guy #1: "Have you thought about going out with her? I mean, she's looking, too."
Guy #2: "No way. She's not my type."
Guy #1: "Aw, sure she is. If you can get past the fact that she's unattractive, it could definitely work."
- Green Line
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| Wednesday, August 02, 2006 |
| Hot = Irritable |
Suit: "Oh man. Thank god the paper came this morning."
Suit Friend: "Huh?"
Suit: "The front page says it's fucking hot. I swear, if they didn't tell me, I wouldn't have known from the sun being 20 feet away from my face."
- Metra
-- Submitted by Tom |
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| Yeah. That'll do it. |
Girl: "...there's just so much violence and hate. I wish there was something we could do."
Friend: "Like make everyone sit down and bake cookies."
- Maine South High School
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| She's just Mormon. |
Crazy Woman: (shouting) "Bitch! You get away! He's my primary husband!"
Other Woman: (shouts incoherently from afar)
Crazy Woman: "I'll kill you! He's my primary husband, not yours!"
- Hyde Park
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| Tuesday, August 01, 2006 |
| Not as good as a matza ball |
Guy: (on cell) "...I'm telling you dude, I couldn't believe it. I brought the waiter over and told him. There was seriously a fly in my freakin' soup!!! Just like on TV!"
- Schaumburg
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| Bicyclops |
Spandex Biker: "Stay out of the middle of the path, bitch, and watch your fuckin' kid!!!"
Second Biker: "Calm down. It's just a kid."
Spandex: "Mind your own business! I could have lost a fuckin eye! What do you think of THAT?!"
Second Biker: "Then you would have been a one-eyed asshole."
- 3300 N and the Lakefront Bike Path
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| He magically hasn't gotten his ass kicked |
Girl: "...I don’t like Jeff Gordon."
Friend: "Why not?"
Girl: "I don’t know, there’s something about him. He thinks he’s a magician."
- Metra
-- Submitted by Dubya |
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| Monday, July 31, 2006 |
| Makes it come faster |
(Woman pushes already lit elevator button.)
Crazy Guy: "I just pushed the damn elevator button. Do you think my push gave the thing AIDS?"
- Merchandise Mart
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| This isn't the South |
Bartender: "We're going to get that new Deer Hunter video game. Shooting deer with a beer in your hand; what could be more American than that?"
Aussie Patron: "Driving a NASCAR at the same time."
- Wrigleyville
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| Where drinks are free! |
First Grader: "I'm going to write about my vacation!"
Friend: "Where did you guys go?"
First Grader: "Pepsicola, Florida."
- Elementary School on the South Side
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| Friday, July 28, 2006 |
| Gross |
(Walking out of washroom)
Suit: "Why do you keep using the handicapped button to open the damn bathroom door?!"
Button pusher: "I'm not touching that door handle!"
Suit: "Why not? You didn't wash your fucking hands anyway! Now you've contaminated the button as well as the handle!"
- Sears Tower
-- Submitted by Lou the Jew |
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| Dr. 60609? |
Girl: (on cell) "...and I saw it on TV, so I tried it. Can I tell you how excited I was that my boobs were finally the same size? I can totally show them off now!!!"
- Michigan Ave.
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| Must be a "wait" limit, too. |
(Guy tries to get off the elevator, but a rush of people block the exit.)
Guy: "Why is it that every fucking time I try to get off an elevator, you fat slobs can't wait three seconds to push your way on? Do I look like a freaking shadow? Am I paper thin enough to go through your elephant army? Last one in busts the weight limit!!!!! Assholes."
- Leo Burnette Building
-- Submitted by Goober |
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| Thursday, July 27, 2006 |
| Stinky love. |
(Woman stands up to go to the bathroom)
Woman: (whispers) "Honey, slip me the paper."
Man: "For what? I'm reading!"
Woman: "I need to go to the bathroom."
Man: "You going to apologize to everyone before you stink the place up or after?"
- Intelligensia Downtown
-- Submitted by Brinn |
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| Or someone with a slanty face |
Conductor: "This guy just came up to me and told me he found these glasses. He goes 'I think I stepped on them.' (Holds up bent glasses.) I tell him 'No you didn't. They just belong to the elephant man."
- Metra to Union Station
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"Special" Guy: (pushing people) "Excuse me! Excuse me! This door is occupied! Everyone stand back!"
Angry Lady: "Not today, asshole!"
"Special" Guy: "OCCUPIED! OCCUPIED! THIS DOOR IS OCCUPIED! MOVE BACK!"
Angry Lady: "No, retard! I ain't goin' anywhere! You push me around every damn morning and I'm getting tired of it. You push me one more damn time and I'm going to tear you apart and feed you to the pigeons!"
- Purple Line
-- Submitted by Chuck |
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| Wednesday, July 26, 2006 |
| So she's a bitch? |
Dude: (on cell) "...yeah, and the problem is you're a bitch. You have bitch fingers, bitch hands, bitch arms, a bitch face, a bitch body, bitch legs, and bitch knees. You have bitch blood running through your god damn bitch veins. STOP CALLING ME!"
- Brown Line
-- Submitted by Staph |
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| So why are you yelling? |
Girl: (on cell) "Damn it Mom! I can't BELIEVE you told them that! It's an open case, I still have to go to court! Everyone doesn't need to know that I was arrested! Don't tell them!" (pause) "It was when I went up to the school! Yeah, they arrested me at the school! NOT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT!"
- Jewel in Lisle
-- Submitted by DRSF Rich |
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| "Not kill 12 million people...." |
One businessman to another: "...that's what Hitler should have done."
- North Michigan Ave.
-- Submitted by Jess |
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| Tuesday, July 25, 2006 |
| Chestilicious |
Woman: (on cell) "I'm telling you, Marie, he had a chest to die for. Nice pecs, great definition. (slight moan) Ohhhh, I could chomp on those things like they were a bucket of buffalo wings."
- Metra
-- Submitted by Fantastico! |
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| Definitely not a Corleone |
Guy: "...I just need to do something that will really get her attention. She went too far this time."
Friend: "Let it go."
Guy: "No, no, no. I have an idea. Do you think I could do that horse's head thing from The Godfather? She really loves her hamster, and it would probably have the same effect."
- Northbrook Starbucks
-- Submitted by Bark |
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| Must have skipped "big hand, little hand" in school. |
Guy: (relentlessly searching his pockets and bag) "I can't find my phone. What time is it?"
Woman: (points to clock on wall) "There's a clock right there."
Guy: "I can't read that analog shit!"
- Oakton/Skokie Blvd. Walgreens, Skokie
-- Submitted by Colleen |
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| Monday, July 24, 2006 |
| The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. |
College Dude #1: "Oh man. I think I'm getting the shakes." (holds out shakey hand)
College Dude #2: "Well , have you been drinkin' lately?"
College Dude #1: "No, man. I haven't had a drink in like 2 weeks."
College Dude #2: "Well there you go, you idiot."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Mike Router |
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| Odoriferous emanation. |
Guy: "..and we wake up in the morning, shower, clean up, put the baby powder on the crotch and we're out the door. I'm telling you, man: You cram into that metro and it gets so hot, the baby powder turns into freakin' glue. I might as well have washed with limburger cheese."
- Prudential Building
-- Submitted by Ron |
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| Valid question |
Homey #1: "What up, Money!!!"
Homey #2: "What uuuuup, Moneeeey!!!"
Clueless Friend: "If you're both 'Money,' how do you know who is who?"
- UIC
-- Submitted by Yipsy |
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| Friday, July 21, 2006 |
| Uh...Police? |
Man: (on cell) "I swear to GOD! If we don't hang out tomorrow night, I will cut you. (pause) Horseshit! I will rip out your liver and make you eat it while I feast on your heart. (pause) Good choice. 9PM it is."
- Marketplace on Oakton, Skokie
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| Goth is no longer "different." |
(Goth kid with purple, red, green, and orange hair.)
Goth Kid: "What are you staring at?"
Suit: "You."
Goth Kid: "Why?"
Suit: "You have 4 hair colors. You're dressed in all black with a John Travolta caricature on your shirt. You have eye liner and lipstick on and your shoes are pink. I think I have a right to stare."
- Blue Line
-- Submitted by Crying Shame |
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| Next time, slap yourself. |
Guy : (talking to woman with pregnant abdomen) "Oh! When are you expecting?"
Lady : "I just gave birth not too long ago"
Guy : "It stays big that way?"
Lady : "It takes a while to get smaller."
Guy : "It's so big. I've never seen that before."
- Evanston Whole Foods
-- Submitted by Grocery Patron |
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| Thursday, July 20, 2006 |
| Girls excel at dirty talk |
Playa: "I was getting all into it to dude. Rachel is freaking hooooot."
Buddy: "So why the hell did you stop?"
Playa: "Well, we were getting into it, and after she goes down on me, she looks at me and says, 'Your turn.' So I get down there and she screams, 'Yeah, Baby! Suck my catling!' I started laughing so hard I had to leave."
- Northwestern Campus
-- Submitted by Wildcat |
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| Next time, try an I-pod |
Guy: "I don't get it; I got him a skull as a graduation gift."
- #36 Broadway Bus
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| If you're a parent, you'll agree. If not, wait until you are. |
Woman: "..and she cries that much? How do you put up with it?"
Mom: "I do everything by the book. Try and change her, feed her, hold her, play, sing, dance, put her in the car, anything I can think of."
Woman: "Does it work?"
Mom: "Sometimes. But I'll tell you this much: I understand shaken baby syndrome a lot better now."
- Purple Line
-- Submitted by Larry |
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| Wednesday, July 19, 2006 |
| Stupider than people who trip over the bikes? |
Guy: "Look at that shit. They should not allow bikes to be on trains. Stupidest thing in the world."
Girl: "Why? People ride the bike to the train and then ride to where they have to go after they get off."
Guy: "Have you ever tripped on one of those? You don't even see them and then BAM! you're on the ground. I've torn ACL's tripping over those things."
Girl: "You tore your ACL falling off of a bike."
Guy: "Riding, tripping, you still fall down and hurt yourself."
- Purple Line
-- Submitted by Haji |
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| Getting rough on Sesame Street |
(Large woman wearing a yellow, feather covered shirt walks by)
Guy: "Holy crap! What was that?"
Buddy: "Big Bird! What the hell happened to you!?"
- Millenium Park Grill
-- Submitted by Cretin |
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| So has the freelancer. |
Girl: (on cell) "I've had better days. One of my freelancers committed suicide last night."
- Outside Union Station
-- Submitted by Candice and Echo |
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| Tuesday, July 18, 2006 |
| Must be French |
Guy: (on cell) "If we just launched a frog bomb on their asses, they wouldn't know what the hell hit 'um."
- Evanston
-- Submitted by Crazy Larry |
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| Because they always have fresh food. |
Walker: (on cell) "No way! You ever been to the 24 hour McDonald's on Cermak & Harlem? Talk about freshness. Ordered a quarter pounder and it was like a left over from yesterday."
- Loyola Campus
-- Submitted by Tattoo Freak |
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| Ah, Starbucks. |
Barista: "Can I help the next person, please?"
Customer: "Yes. Half caf, no fat, 140 degree latte please."
Barista: "Excuse me?"
Customer: "Half caf, no fat, 140 degree latte please."
Next in Line: "Dumbass. Do you want coffee or a freaking thermometer?"
- Downtown Starbucks
-- Submitted by Nasty |
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| Monday, July 17, 2006 |
| You're not Michael Knight! |
(Woman autostarts her car as she's walking up to it.)
Onlooker: "Oh my goodness! Does your car automatically start when you get close to it?"
Woman: "Yeah. It does. I'm driving KITT from Knight Rider."
- Highland Park Walker Bros.
-- Submitted by Bear |
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| "Cubs logic" is so sad |
Cubs Fan #1: "...but if you took away that 6th inning, we would have won. On national TV!!!"
Cubs Fan #2: "You can't do that! If you took away the 6th? If you took away all the losses they'd be undefeated. If you took away all the runs scored against them, they'd have all shut outs. If they won every World Series from 1900 on we would have a 106 year WORLD SERIES STREAK YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I hate coming to games with you."
- Exiting Wrigley Field
-- Submitted by Dusty for President |
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| His own man....with a black eye. |
Guy: (on cell) "I know. It's a problem. You're right. I don't listen to anybody; not even myself. It's like I punch my conscience in the face."
- Lake Michigan Beach
-- Submitted by Cowlie |
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