Monday, June 26, 2006

Chicago: We love our pimps

College Guy: (addressing very large, exhuberant fellow train-goer) "Man, you sure are happy. I need whatever you're on."

The Pimp: "The Pimp don't need nothin' to be happy 'cos The Pimp is BIPOLAR! That's right, I said BIIIIIIIIII polar! Say it with me now! BI!"

Train: "Polar!"

The Pimp: "BI!"

Train: "POLAR!"

The Pimp: "That's right now. Only The Pimp do need a ho. Maybe he should get him a white ho."

- Red Line near Lake

-- Submitted by Katie

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